NO! NO! NO! NO!

To everyone who got a comment or a message or an email or anything saything that there was going to be a blog-trashing party here:

THIS IS NOT TRUE!

THIS IS NOT TRUE!

GOOD GRIEF, NO! THIS IS NOT TRUE!

I am not going out of town, I am not going anywhere. I just saw on Shadow's blog a comment that there's going to be a blog trashing party here.

All I can guess is that someone broke into Cocoa's blogger account.

But, to be clear again:

THERE WILL NOT BE A BLOG-TRASHING PARTY AT ADVENTURES IN CAT PHILANTHROPY.

IF YOU GOT A COMMENT, PLEASE EMAIL ME! lily.felinefive@gmail.com.

I need to resolve this ASAP.